Bad Penny

No, not another lesbian!

Just when you think you are moving on and starting to get some semblance of normality back in your life, what happens?

‘Him’ of ‘Him’ fame called me last night. Now I’m sure old boyfriends (and girlfriends) turn up in your lives from time to time but I was almost stuck for words (for a change). I really didn’t know what I felt when I heard that familiar voice.
Confusion.
Excitement.
Love?
I actually think I still love him. I know I shouldn’t but I can’t help it.

Anyway he phoned with an offer – a nice offer.

His parents have an apartment in Spain and he’s going out there for a couple of weeks in October. He has asked me to join him.

‘No strings’, he says.
I think that might mean I can’t take my thong underwear.

Seriously, I am tempted and if I can get the time off work I may go.

Am I being stupid?
I suspect he was seeing someone else prior to our break up but I have no proof. Should that influence my decision or should I go and enjoy the sun and whatever else I feel up for?

Or should I sat in cold, wet rainy Glasgow?

Not much of a contest, eh?

Good Vibrations (and I don’t mean the Beach Boys)

Like I said earlier, vibrating rabbits are good.
And when they are just what a girl is looking for they are brilliant.
Allow me to introduce you to current lover.

This is my second rabbit (well, third counting the fluffy one I had as a nine year old).
I have to say they are amazing.
I will always remember the first time I used mine.
I am not lying when I say I came in thirty seconds, and while men have their good points, no man (or woman) has ever had me squirming in thirty seconds.
It does seem to take longer now, sometimes four or five minutes – like last night.
It has a few vibrating, rotating, buzzing attributes but the feel of these little bunny ears on your clitoris is just heaven.
Girls – get yourselves one.
Boys – get your girls one.

Note to myself – Buy more batteries today.